我名叫愛麗絲,我去看一個第一次預約的新的牙醫。我坐著等他來,我注意到他的執照上有他的全名。

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.

突然,我想起一個高高又英俊的黑髮男孩,與他同名,是30年前我高中的同班同學。

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

是否這就是我曾經迷戀的那個秘密對象呢?

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

看到他時,喔,我很快就拋棄這樣的想法...

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT...

這個禿頭灰髮臉部深縐的男人與我同學比太老了。在他檢查完我的牙齒後,我問他是
否曾就讀摩根園區高中.....

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .....

"是啊,我是。我是野馬!"他閃爍著一種驕傲。

"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"您何時畢業的?"我問道。

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

喔,他回答:"1975,為何問這個呢?"

OH, HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

我驚嘆說:"你在我的班級。"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

他很近的打量著我。

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

然後這個很醜的,

THEN THAT UGLY,

老的,

OLD,

禿頭,

BALD,

皺紋,

WRINKLED,

肥屁股,

FAT ASS ,

灰髮的,

GRAY HAIRED,

衰老的,

DECREPIT,

狗娘養的傢夥問我.....

SON OF A BITCH ASKED.....

"您是敎什麼的???"

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???" !
 

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